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CS679 Please do not annoy the writer, She may put you in a book and kill you Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Writers, Authors, Her, Book Lovers

CS679 Please do not annoy the writer, She may put you in a book and kill you Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Writers, Authors, Her, Book Lovers

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  • ✍️ A FAIR WARNING TO ALL: For the creative mind that's always plotting. This coaster features the witty and cautionary quote: "Please do not annoy the writer, She may put you in a book and kill you." It's the perfect, humorous accessory for any writer's sacred space.
  • 🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY WRITER: Searching for a unique gift for the author, blogger, journalist, or aspiring novelist in your life? This is it! A guaranteed laugh for a birthday, a 'congratulations on finishing your manuscript' present, a Christmas stocking filler, or a leaving do gift.
  • 💪 AS PERMANENT AS INK: A threat this serious needs to be durable. This coaster is crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), ensuring it’s tough, long-lasting, and can withstand countless cups of coffee during late-night writing sessions.
  • ✨ FUSS-FREE FOR A FOCUSED MIND: A writer's flow should never be interrupted, especially by a spill. The coaster’s flawless, high-gloss finish not only makes the text sharp and clear but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean, keeping their desk pristine and ready for inspiration to strike.
  • 🇬🇧 THE PERFECT PLOT DEVICE FOR ANY DESK: Sized at a practical 9cm x 9cm, it’s a brilliant addition to any writing nook, home office, or library. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to serve as a hilarious warning to all who enter.
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